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“THE LUMP” Chapter Five

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP” web comic!
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (Beginning of THE LUMP Chapter Four)

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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Sorry – Been on vacation, fans! Let’s begin our weekly diary entries once more! – Rob!


START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Three”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Four”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

“The Lump” copyright 2004-2005 Chris Wisnia

“THE LUMP” Chapter Four Continued

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP” web comic!
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (Beginning of THE LUMP Chapter Four)

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (Beginning of THE LUMP Chapter Four)
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Five)  

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

“THE LUMP” Chapter Four

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP” web comic!
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (A BRIEF INTERLUDE)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Four Continued)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (A BRIEF INTERLUDE)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Four Continued)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

“The Lump” letters pages

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (THE LUMP Chapter Three)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Four)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (THE LUMP Chapter Three)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Four)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

“THE LUMP” Chapter Three

Friday, August 20th, 2010

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (THE LUMP Chapter Two)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Four)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

Well, fans, one of our kind readers (or perhaps we should say, “Our reader”) wrote in last week to mention that when he clicks on images “to enlarge,” the images actually get SMALLER! The joke’s on you, because we messed up! We’ve gone back and tried to fix this humorous little trifle! Hopefully you’re still visiting the site, and NOW you can even READ the web comics we post! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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Don’t ask us, fans! Somehow, it never even crossed our minds to post a page yesterday! We’ll make it up today! Here’s two posts! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
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YESTERDAY’S “THE LUMP”

(Sorry fans! Yesterday, we were feverishly scanning, resizing and cleaning, not one, not two, but FORTY-FIVE brand-new DORIS DANGER images for the upcoming second volume of DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES!! It’s not as much work as it sounds like – half of them were pencils only! Here’s the page we should have posted yesterday! Enjoy! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (THE LUMP Chapter Two)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Four)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!

Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

Tips for Self-Publishers (courtesy of Tabloia Weekly Magazine!)

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

Here’s a treat for you aspiring comics creators! This essay first appeared in “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” (2004)! Since new readers are always asking for our advice, and familiar readers are always clamoring for repetitious reminders of advice we’ve given in the past, it was reprinted in “The Lump” trade paperback! And here it is once again, for your benefit! Hope it helps! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!

Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

“THE LUMP” Chapter Two

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (THE LUMP Chapter One)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Three)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a erial!)

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“The Lump” copyright 2004-2005 Chris Wisnia

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

July 12, 2010! Sorry, fans! We’ve been on vacation since last Tuesday! To make up for it, here are the five posts we SHOULD have been putting up since last week! Enjoy! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief![Click on image to enlarge]

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

Welp, fans, we’re off to San Diego Comic-Con! Since we’ll be gone Thursday and Friday, here are THREE entries to stay caught up! Enjoy! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
GO TO “PREVIOUS” (THE LUMP Chapter One)!
GO TO “NEXT” (THE LUMP Chapter Three)!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a erial!)

“The Lump” Chapter One

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Well, fans! We boasted posting “weekdaily” – and have broken our promise TWICE already! But with perfectly understandable excuses, we feel! Our first interruption was caused when our own hack artist, “Chris Wisnia” turned on his computer to find that his one-year-old “guaranteed for two years”, “1-terabyte” hard drive, containing all his art of the last eight years (and 158 gigs of 1980’s professional wrestling matches!) had crashed! Thankfully, the art AND “sports entertainment” were recovered, but you can imagine how the trauma alone would set our posting schedule back a few days!

Then witness! This week! Wednesday night, beginning at 11:02 pm … Chris found himself vomiting seven times into the morning, and diarrhea-ing four times! The vomiting was violently intense each time! The diarrhea-ing was not so violent! He is still weak, but beginning to recover from this worst case of flu he’s had since 1990 in the college dorms! (not including that swine flu of last summer, which was horrific in its own different ways!)

This morning, Chris crawled to his office, his fingers clinging at the floor, clawing up to his computer desk! His wife tried to help him, “Honey, you can’t… What are you doing, you need your rest?”

“Must post blog … MUST POST BLOG! The fans need it!” And so, for your pleasure, here’s two days of back-log, finally up-to-date! -Rob! Editor-in-Chief!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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START AT BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

GO TO THE VERY BEGINNING OF “The LUMP”
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

“THE LUMP” introduction

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

SKIP TO “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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At last, “Tabloia Weekly Magazine is back in action! And what better way to kick off our official web-launch, than with the revisiting of our most sought-after exposee, “The Lump!” (trade paperback, collected in 2006! You can still buy it on our MERCHANDISE PAGE, fans!)

Here’s the original introduction that accompanied the historic story, which first appeared in “Tabloia #572” back in 2004! (Hurry! … the five-issue “TABLOIA” run, featuring the first appearances of The Lump, Doris Danger, Dick Hammer, and Dr. DeBunko is STILL AVAILABLE for purchase on our MERCHANDISE PAGE!) Enjoy! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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…It fills all of us here at Tabloia with pride to finally announce this latest feature, which has taken us twelve years to investigate, research, and secure the rights to publish! Here at last is the story you’ve been demanding and gossiping over since the news hit, and the terrible and bizarre events seeped forth day-by-day in your local papers! Our first installment of the shocking, most anticipated tale in our history of publishing! Ladies and gentlemen, with great pleasure we present the exclusive, official adaptation of “The Moe Beckett Head Transplanting Massacre!” Enjoy!

-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

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Sorry, fans! When we here at “Tabloia Weekly Magazine: The Web Comic” began running reprints of “The Lump”, a certain then-President (whom you may have seen me refer to, in a tv interview, as “Mr. Dick-Wad Thompson” – That was just a joke!) suggested a budgetary “abridged” version!

Well he’s gone now, so for the first time in it’s web publication history, we’re going back and ADDING THE PAGES WE’VE SKIPPED! And THEN we’re going to keep publishing THE REST of the story! So sit back and enjoy the complete, unabridged, full-of-too-much,-unnecessary,-probably-should-have-been-edited-down-the-way-“Dick-Wad”-suggested “LUMP”! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!



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“The Lump” copyright 2004-2005 Chris Wisnia

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

CONTINUE to “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
SKIP TO “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback!
Buy “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576 (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)