Tabloia Mailer #54789-a: GIANT MONSTER ALPHABET BOOK debuts at COMIC-CON!

Wow, fans, this is our first mailer since September 2012!

Let’s peruse this installment’s FABULOUS CONTENTS:

1. “S IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!”
2. TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER’S GIANT MONSTER COMICS!
3. COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE!
4. So easy to UNSUBSCRIBE!

Let’s get started, shall we?

 

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“S IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!”

Twenty six letters of sheer, alphabet-learning TERROR!  Can even YOU endure such alphabet-learning strain?  A FULL COLOR, 8 ½” x11” hardcover by Chris Wisnia, edited and colored by Jef Bambas, with alphabet poem by Elizabeth Wisnia!

The book makes its shocking debut at COMIC-CON this week!  More details below!  But for those who can’t make it (and those who can)…

SEE the horrifying cover, learn more about the book, and READ a few fear-inducing sample pages, at our official “Tabloia” website:

www.tabloia.com/alphabet.shtml

Then pop over to Amazon (where you CAN’T see the cover OR read sample pages), to pick up copies for all your friends who are overdue in learning their alphabet: www.amazon.com

It’s the perfect gift for children going into pre-school or kindergarten, or for full-grown imbeciles!

 

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TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER’S GIANT MONSTER COMICS!

Can you believe it??! Ten years ago, at San Diego’s Comic-Con, Chris Wisnia debuted his first comic, “Tabloia Weekly Magazine #572,” featuring Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures!  So to celebrate…

1. We’re gonna sign and sell you our brand new GIANT MONSTER ALPHABET BOOK!

2. We’ve stored a garage full of unsold JUNK for ten years, so we’re gonna try and convince you to buy some old stuff for a cheap price!

2. AND… for you EXTRA-SPECIAL, EXTRA-DEDICATED FANS, who are “in the know” with a complicated secret code phrase … we’re gonna give you a cheaply made FREE THING that you’ll probably toss in the garbage the moment you’re out of our sight!  Stop by the booth (times listed below) and whisper… “PSSST!  I wanna become a secret, card-carrying member of the MLA!”  (You extra-special, extra-dedicated fans know what we’re talking about!  The rest of you are free to ask at the show!)

 

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COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE!

Chris will be signing at SLG’s booth 1815:
Thurs 10:00am-1:00pm, 4:00pm-5:30pm
Fri, Sat 10:00am-11:30am, 4:00pm-5:30pm
Sun 10am-11:30am

Stop by and wish us a happy ten-year anniversary!

 

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UNSUBSCRIBE!  So easy, just reply to this humble email with the header, “You ARE the greatest – BUT…”

 

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Thanks for reading, fans!  We hope to see or hear from some of you!
Rob Oder
Editor-in-Chief
Tabloia Weekly Magazine
www.tabloia.com

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