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Once we receive your order, we'll securely pack and ship your merchandise within a couple of days. "Shipping and handling included" prices for U.S.A. orders only! (Please contact us in advance for out-of-country shipping rates) 7.25% sales tax will be added if you are a resident of the state of California. At the PayPal Web site, you'll have a chance to leave a note, where you may provide special instructions, such as requests for the books to be signed! Please don't hesitate to contact Chris ("CWISNIA" at "TABLOIA.COM") if you have any questions. Thanks for your order!
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THE SPIDER TWINS COMPANION: Mini Comics! At last! A thorough set of mini-sized encyclopedic compendiums, featuring Crude Bay's most thrilling, dangerous, and sexy masked vigilantes! Collecting the "clean, perfectly innocent, family-friendly, strictly-literal-and-no-dirty-hidden-meaning" web comic! SPECIAL OFFER: BUY ALL THREE MINI-COMICS, GET A FREE CREATOR'S COMMENTARY CD! Only $15 plus $3 shipping! SPIDER TWINS PINK Featuring The Horny Dog, The Fudge Packer, Blowjob, Scalding Hot Balls, Dirty Sanchez, Long Hard Pole, Giant Hairy Pussy, The Rammer From Behind, The Twelve Inch Rod, and Ballsack! 32 pages/FULL COLOR!/mini-comic sized 5.25" x 8.50"/mature audiences$5.00 each plus A BUCK SHIPPING SPIDER TWINS BLUE Featuring Shaved Pussy, Moose Knuckles, The Burning Sensation, The Red Boner, One-Eyed Snake, Double Penetrator, The Cock, Mr. Big Hard Balls, Chicken Choker, and Back Door Bandit! 32 pages/FULL COLOR!/mini-comic sized 5.25" x 8.50"/mature audiences$5.00 each plus A BUCK SHIPPING SPIDER TWINS LILAC Featuring The Pearl Necklace Giver, Soaking Wet Pussy, Camel Toe, Golden Shower, The Cable Layer, Quick Hand Job, The Fister, The Tea Bagger, The Heavy Petter, and The Flaming Cowboy! 32 pages/FULL COLOR!/mini-comic sized 5.25" x 8.50"/mature audiences$5.00 each plus A BUCK SHIPPING Spider Twins "Creator's Commentary" CD Gape with shock at more than ONE CONTINUOUS HOUR of Chris burbling and babbling about the creation of the Spider Twins Companion! This monotonous hour features his personal recollections of Marvel Universe comics, insights and trivia on the creation of these handsome men with tight underpants, references to professional wrestling, and more! Only $5 plus a buck shipping! |
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DORIS DANGER SEEKS...WHERE URBAN CREATURES CREEP AND STOMP! #1 HUMONGOUS 9"x13" treasury-sized 64-page collection of realistic, somewhat non-stop suspense! Featuring covers by SHAG! Giant monster pin-ups by MIKE ALLRED, GUY DAVIS, JOHN SEVERIN, DICK AYERS, DAVE GIBBONS, PETER KUPER, HERB TRIMPE, PETER BAGGE, SAM GLANZMAN, MICHAEL LARK, JH WILLIAMS III, AL FELDSTEIN, RUSS HEATH, ESAD RIBIC, and MORE??????!. (Collects "In Outer Space" and "Greatest All-Out Army Battles!") 64 pages/B&W/9"x13" treasury-sized/All Ages |
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#1 pamplet-sized 16-page collection of scientific outer space action! Featuring giant monster outer space pin-ups by DAVE GIBBONS, AL FELDSTEIN, JH WILLIAMS III, and PETER BAGGE!!! 16 pages/B&W/9"x13" treasury-sized/All Ages |
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DORIS DANGER GREATEST ALL-OUT ARMY BATTLES #1 pamplet-sized 16-page collection of all-out army action! Featuring giant monster all-out war pin-ups by RUSS HEATH, DICK AYERS, SAM GLANZMAN, and JOHN SEVERIN!! 16 pages/B&W/9"x13" treasury-sized/All Ages |
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DR. DEBUNKO: THE SHORT STORIES Collecting eleven of the master of debunkery's adventures, including his rare mini-comics. Hailed by Michael Shermer, Ph.D. (director of the Skeptics Society) as "the coolest, hippest thing to hit skepticism…" "A perfect examples of deadpan humor." – Fourthrail.com. "I find myself laughing… every time.”– Aintitcoolnews.com. " …Some of my favorite stuff." –Comixfan.com. 32 pages/B&W/Comic book-sized/Mature readers |
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DR. DEBUNKO MINI-COMICS!
Extra-special, extra-rare, and so precious! Available only at conventions... UNTIL NOW! Each contains a full and complete Dr. DeBunko mini-story!
Dr. DeBunko in...When Human Flesh Bursts into Flames --16 pages/B&W/4 1/4"x 5 1/2"/Mature readers/$2.00 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!
Dr. DeBunko in...The Devil is My Lover...and Father of my Satanic Love Children --24 pages/B&W/4 1/4"x 5 1/2"/Mature readers/$2.00 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!
Dr. DeBunko in...Who Killed My Cow...and Stole Her Eyeballs, Tongue, and Sex Organs --16 pages/B&W/4 1/4"x 5 1/2"/Mature readers/$2.00 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!
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Collecting the critically acclaimed film noir/mad scientist/ tabloid horror mystery about a mangled human corpse found on the freeway in pieces. Compiled with sketches and page layouts, interviews, a brand-new epilogue, and a four-page story not published in America. 160 pages/B&W/Comic book-sized/Mature readers |
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DORIS DANGER SEEKS...WHERE GIANT MONSTERS CREEP AND STOMP! #1 HUMONGOUS 9"x13" treasury-sized 56-page collection, featuring all five shocking Kirby-style adventures from Tabloia, inked by Dick Ayers, as well as all fifteen giant monster pin-ups by the industry's biggest names: Mike Allred, Thomas Yeates, Gene Colan, Sam Kieth, Irwin Hasen, Bill Sienkiewicz, Gilbert Hernandez, Mario Hernandez, Jaime Hernandez, Ryan Sook, Steve Rude, John Severin, Mike Mignola, Ramona Fradon, and Tony Millionaire! Plus eleven brand new pages full of giant monster action and suspense, and more! 56 pages/B&W/Humongous Taboid-Sized 9"x13"!
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Tabloia #572 (Momentous First Issue!) Featuring The Lump Part One! Also presenting the first appearances of Dick Hammer: Conservative Republican Private Investigator, Dr. DeBunko: Debunker of the Supernatural, and Doris Danger, as she Seeks...Where Giant Monsters Creep and Stomp (Inked by Dick Ayers!) Also featuring pin-ups by Mike Allred, Thomas Yeates, and Gene Colan!
Tabloia #573 (Stupendous Second Issue!) with controversial Private Investigator Lance DeLaney's First Appearance! Another Dick Ayers-inked Doris Danger adventure! More Dick Hammer and Dr. DeBunko! And pin-ups by Sam Kieth, Irwin Hasen, and Bill Sienkiewicz!
Tabloia #574 (Astounding Third Issue!) More of the same features you've grown to love! Another Dick Ayers-inked Doris Danger adventure! And pin-ups by Gilbert Hernandez, Mario Hernandez, and Jaime Hernandez!
Tabloia #575 (Shocking Fourth Issue!) First mention of the mysterious Spider-Twins! First appearance of cult favorite Moe Beckett! And the best Dick Ayers-inked Doris Danger adventure to date! Pin-ups by Ryan Sook, Steve Rude, and John Severin!
Books are 32 pages/B&W/Comic book-sized/mature readers for $4 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING, except the final issue, which is a giant-sized 48 pages for $6 plus ONE BUCK SHIPPING!
Sorry, fans, but we're sold out of all the issues before and up through Tabloia #571! Please feel free to write in if you have any questions about these rare back-issues, or anything else!
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Annie has terrible luck with pets. She's killed hamsters and mice and lizards and birds. For a domesticated animal, getting Annie as an owner is akin to a death sentence. But when Annie finds a little beastie in a drain pipe named Ojo, has her karma really changed or is she destined for more disappointment? By Sam Kieth, with Chris Wisnia and Alex Pardee. Published by Oni Press. 128 pages/B&W/Manga-sized/Mature readers/$15 plus TWO BUCKS SHIPPING! |
WUPPS! SORRY FANS! OJO IS ALL SOLD OUT! DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR, AND PICK UP A COPY OVER AT ONIPRESS.COM!!
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British horror anthology unavailable in the United States...until now! 48 pages/B&W/Comic-sized/Perfect bound/Mature readers/$10 plus TWO BUCKS SHIPPING! |
T-SHIRTS
By popular demand! FREE SHIPPING! Men's shirts, durable 6.1-ounce heavyweight 100% cotton, are available in medium, large, or extra-large for $20. Women's "Hanes Her Way" shirts, 5.6-ounce jerseys, come in small, medium, or large for $22. The two available designs are shown below. The Dr. DeBunko shirt is white, and the Spluhh! shirt is black.
Whupps...DEPRESSING T-SHIRT UPDATE: Sorry, fans...t-shirts are no longer available! Write and let us know if you'd like to see them again!
DORIS DANGER MONSTER PRINTS
FREE SHIPPING! Delight and terrify your family with these realistic DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER PRINTS! These black-and-white, 11"x17", signed and numbered images are going fast, because they were limited to a run of merely 20! $8 each, or all five for $35!
Doris Danger Prints
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POSTERS! Wow! Promotional 22"x28" Doris Danger poster! Celebrating the release of "Doris Danger Seeks...Where Urban Creatures Creep and Stomp!" and featuring a ton of quotes of endorsement from Adam Hughes, Mike Mignola, Stan Lee, Jim Steranko, Tim Bradstreet, and a whole slew of others! Only Three Dollars! FREE SHIPPING! |
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POSTERS! Rare commemorative 11"x14" poster! At any rate, it's commemorative now! It originally celebrated the release of the monumental "Tabloia #572!" Only Two Dollars! FREE SHIPPING! |
| Tabloia Weekly Magazine: The comic you can count on to create controversy; exploit your fears, anxieties and desires; bolster false claims; take even the tiniest fragments of "truths" and further falsely accuse, sensationalize, propagandize. insinuate and misquote! Every issue is guaranteed to satisfy your pseudo-intellectual needs! |